Are you always in charge? Whether at work or home are you the one giving out orders? Do you want to give up control for awhile? Well look no further, I’m here to help you out. I have a lot of free time on my hands and would love to chat with you if you are respectful. I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor so this is a warning to extreme sensitivity, we won’t get along. Come up with some clever response and let’s see what happens.